04 May 2006

We had to wake up even earlier today, and with the rain the night before, we didn't have hot water to take a nice shower, so it was kept short and quick for me. I think if Amy even tried she would have turned blue or woke up the whole hotel by screaming when the water hit her, but she had some warning. We managed to grab a quick breakfast before the mini-bus came to take us to our 2nd tour for the trip, Safari World - The World Of Happiness... wait, wasn't that yesterday?

By the time we got there, Amy started getting a weird rash that looked like an allergic reaction to something. Now I'm thinking this trip is jinxed with two bad things happening in the first 2 days of our trip...
NICE.

Since she wasn't too bothered to get something for it just yet, we just followed the guide. First off, we were brought to the bus depot where we got our I/D stickers and a short briefing from our animated, street-smart guide. Soon we were chucked onto a bigger bus that started the safari tour.



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Once we were in, we were greeted by giraffes who didn't seem the least bit bothered about the buses and if the windows could be opened, we sure could have gotten a lick or two from those curious buggers. Along the way, I caught sight of 2 ostriches showing each other who's boss, as well as camels about to engage in something natural. There were also a lot of storks, seagulls, herons, and goodness-knows what other birds, just chillin' in the algae-ridden water or on wooden stumps. Rhinos were keeping their distance under the shade while some enjoyed breakfast with company. Soon there were many little clusters of reindeers, gazelles, goats and other deer species eating without a care in the world. There was also a strange zebra that popped out in the most unexpected places.

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Peek-a-Boo!
Next up were the big, lazy cats.... Meeooow! The lions looked like they were ready to attack something for breakfast, so it was a good thing we were in a big bus! Tigers might be dangerous but they seem so cute and cuddly sleeping with their big paws stretched out. I couldn't help laughing at the two tigers that decided to use their water troughs to have a morning soak to fight the heat.


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Hmmm... Foooood?

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Zzzzzzzz...

The final part of the safari had the bears and peacocks. While some bears were also keeping activity to a minimum, others decided to cool off by taking a dip in the water. Once we passed them, we were greeted by the peacocks, some of which were shy, while others were definately not.


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After the safari part of the tour, we were brought to our 1st of 5 shows for the day - the Sealion Show. The show was really good, the sealions really funny but the heat in that place was a killer! I was perspiring as if I was sitting in a sauna and even Amy was hot and bothered. It was obviously good opportunity for the drink and fan vendors walking about, and there were loads of them. If you didn't get one vendor's attention, sure enough there'll be another coming to fulfill your order. Anyway, on with the entertainment.... The show was really entertaining but since the place was made for the locals, all the commentary was in Thai and we didn't have a clue as to what abilities they were going to showcase. Thankfully most of the actions speak louder than words and hopefully so do the pictures.


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Otis The Bartender

Right after the show, we took a walk with half of the country for the 2nd show which was a
Western Cowboy Stunt Show. It started out with a big bang (literally), had cowboys on horses running around, and even 2 big pigs, one of which decided to stop for a snack in the middle of its act. The whole plot for this show was about a bank heist and how the horse-riding hero, along with the Red Indian, a klutz and a karate-queen-disguised-as-a-damsel-in-distress help save the whole town. As if the klutz and damsel weren't funny enough, they included a town drunk that took a lot of punches when he tried to put shaving cream on the audience. They pulled off rather good stunts and special effects for the amount of space they had, and a good amount of fake blood was used too! Nice touch there....Although the bad guys were defeated and every good guy lived, the klutz did a good job of blowing up one of the buildings.

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After that it was time for lunch and once again it was a buffet. This one, however, was much more organized and had a better selection of food. Good thing there weren't any irritating, farty people with us today as we were assigned tables. I even ended up having a chat with one of the guys from Oman, who seem to like Thailand so much that they've been to the floating markets more than once. Well our turn was tomorrow and we'll get to see what is the big deal about it. We had about half an hour to spare before the next show was up and what else could you do than take pictures? Since amy was scared of anything listed under "ANIMALS" she wouldn't go near the tiger cubs, but decided to try take a pic with some of them that were in the cage. I wanted to take pics with all the animals they offered but only managed to get one taken with my new pet (how I wish!), little Tigger!


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Glimpse Of Tomorrow's Trip?

3rd Show for the day was the
Dolphin and Beluga Whale Show, the only one in South East Asia... but I bet that title won't last long... Anyhoo, when we got there we felt like we were in India as they started playing Bhangra music and there was a bunch of Indian tourist dancing infront of everyone. Must have been someone's birthday or something. Back to the animals, they were talented, cute and cheeky but there was one dolphin that decided that it wasn't a work-day. Just like the sealion show, commentary was in Thai but it didn't really matter.... just watch.


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Time to make our way to the 2nd stunt show of the day. This time its theme was circled around Agent 007, James Bond, but this was more James Prataporn. Along the way there, we got to the Polar Bear enclosure a little too late for their feeding and only got to see one of them finishing up the last bit of its meal. The bears looked a bit odd since they were shedding their fur, they looked rather diseased. One of them was quite friendly with the children... or maybe it wanted to make a snack out of them? By the time we made our way to the stunt show, the video had started playing and we managed to figure out that the whole plot was to save the world from total domination (as in every 007 story) by some evil war lord in a really fancy-schmancy suit. This show started off really tacky but ended with a lot of action and the must have... the big bang(s).


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Dead Before He Could Rappel Down...

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It started to drizzle and the winds picked up, which was a big relief too all. We had one last show left to watch and using the signs, made our way to where it was supposedly held. Everyone seems to do the same and all of use got lost. The heat didn't help Amy with that rash of hers and when we found the Bird Show we agreed to skip that. One reason was I couldn't take another climb up a flight of stairs. Both of us also wanted to cool down in the air-conditioned shops and get some souvenirs. I also wanted to get her to the first-aid station instead of rushing & competing with half the world as we would have to if we watched the show. There were a lot of souvenirs but none were as nice as the one we got yesterday. Once we cooled down enough we headed for the first-aid station and got a bottle of lotion, probably calamine. Soon everyone started to make their way out of the park and it was time to get back to the hotel.... or so we thought.

Next stop on our journey was a jewellery-making factory that also sold locally made products like silk, bags and wood carvings. We took a walk around, basically for the cool air and looked around for the elusive Blue Elephant I wanted. Sadly it seems to be hiding from me still. Once everyone got bored of the place, we were split up into groups and brought to our respective hotels.

If you think that was the end of the day then you are totally mistaken, with about an hours rest, we were headed out again. This time it was to Siam Paragon (SP) as I wanted to have a look at Siam Ocean World which was built into the basement of the shopping centre. Amy and I decided to split up since I didn't want to do shopping while she wasn't interested with animals. So I ended up going alone, which was nice in a simple, fuss-free sorta way... I'm sure she felt the same. Walking in the darkened room, I felt as though I was back in AQWA though the Thai signs obviously told you the difference.



Weird Tubes:
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Shy Hermit Crabs:
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Amy is that you?

Camo Expert:
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Strange Crabs:
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Won't Eat

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Will Eat

Bobbing Jellyfish:
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Starfish & Friends:
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One thing about this place is the amount of height they have and they've made good use of it.


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Diver Chit-Chat

Heading down to the floor below, you have to walk across a bridge that leads to the downward spiral ramp that's flanked by huge tanks of fish. There were also other exhibits, one of which had the fat rodents they called water-rats, and the other had some rather boring penguins.


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Fat Water-Rats:
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Fat Lump In The Center

Rigid Penguins:
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Big Eels:
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Car-shaped Aquarium:
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Mr Big Fish:
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Big Tanks:
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By the time I was done, I got a call from Amy saying she was on her way to Ma Boon Krong (MBK) Shopping Centre to check out the shops we didn't get to see the night before. Well I decided to stay to check out this shopping centre and I'm glad I did. With the amount of photos and videos we've been taking, I ran out of memory space and needed another SD card. Since she was at MBK, we compared prices and we got a card from MBK at half the price of the cheapest one in SP, in fact, even the one I got in Singapore. Have to see how it works tomorrow I guess.

Along the way I popped in to get a few treats from Starbucks which I got to try the night before. It's called a Cream Cheese Cookie and it's 2 pieces of chocolatey, brownie-like cookies held together by a nice layer of sweetened cream cheese. Since I wanted to use my card I had to get a few more items and it was a blueberry cheesecake with a cute little chocolate decoration and an apple tart, just for some fruit.


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Choco-Topping

Later on, I got my dinner and by the time I left for my hotel, the cabbies seem to be on their shift-change or something. So while everyone decided that it was a free-for-all in the taxi queue, I walked off and bargained for a tuk-tuk ride home. Quick and fun! 



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I'm Tired!

03 May 2006

On the morning of our second day in Bangkok, I was able to witness how vain Amy was. She would put on her make up, tried to cover whatever blemishes she thought were there, then thinking it wasn't perfect, she'd take it off, but instead of taking that little bit off, she'll take the whole area off and start again. Then once she's out of the room, she'll stop to take a look at every available mirror to check herself out.

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When we finally got ourselves out of the room and had breakfast, our transport soon came to whisk us away on our tour. Since we couldn't get our first choice of going to Hong Kong & Disneyland, we made the best of our Bangkok trip by getting ourselves into Dream World - the world of happiness.... or so it said on it's website. Well it looked like a copy of some of the more well-known theme/amusement parks and so right from the start we were rather happy with our choice to visit this place.

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Right at the entrance to the park, your tickets were collected by staff dressed as toy soldiers. We didn't have tickets but rather a sticker to indicate that we were part of a package that allowed us unlimited rides on almost every one of them as well as entry to Snow Town, the current stunt show they had on and a buffet lunch. Just after the entrance, it was photo opportunity after photo opportunity, in areas between each ride or in a whole spot with a theme. Even the landscape was made to be part of beautiful photos or tell a story in that section of the park. The creativity also flowed over the designs for directions to the restrooms .....

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Taken After We Had Our Fun

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What's The Good News?



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When She's Not In Her Special Suit

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First mini (literally) themed area we spotted was the 7 Wonders Of The World where they had miniature replicas of symbolic structures from around the world. We forgot all about the Great Wall Of China but it ended up in the video I took on our train ride later anyway.

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Angkor Wat

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Take A Peek

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Eiffel Tower

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Taj Mahal

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Stone Henge In Thailand!

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The Statue Of Liberty

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The Great Pyramid(s) Of Giza

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Leaning Tower Of Pisa

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Royal Palace and Temple of the Emerald Buddha

From something miniature, we made our way to the Giant House, the total opposite with everything supersized. Appropriately the giant house had to have beautiful giant sunflowers surrounding it. Once inside, we were greeted by this really loud groaning noise and it took a few seconds before I realised that it was supposed to be the sounds of Mr Giant snoring!

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* CLICK ME * to watch the Giant House video.

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Loved These Bedroom Slippers

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New Pet Bird?

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After A Scare From This Giant Roach....

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...We Were Tired ....

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...And Hungry!

Once we finished that apple we made our way to the Haunted Mansion which looked rather interesting but not too scary to shock the life out of you. Once inside I realised that a deaf person wouldn't be the least bit frightened in the place. Thanks to the flight, the sounds didn't affect me as much as some (rather dramatic) people were. The mansion was almost pitch black with a few neon footsteps painted onto the floor to tell you where to walk. Some places really got too dark for me to continue and I had to use the flash on my camera to see if it's the right way to go, but some of them caught rather good images at the same time. It was quite fun overall but with Amy being totally blind in the darkness, I didn't bother suggesting a second round.

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Greeted By "Thing"

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Check Out The Nose Hairs...

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Did I Frighten You?

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Looks Like A Painting....

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After all that shock-treatment given by the screaming people in the mansion, it was time to do something more mundane. So we headed for a ride on Antique Cars which we both enjoyed so much that we went for seconds, and almost thirds! I think we enjoyed it because it was something brainless yet fun in a childish sorta way. Plus for Amy, she was basically getting driven around by me (wishful thinking maybe?) as I had to step on the pedal to move the car and steer a little so the car would travel smoothly!

After all that fun, we decided to take on the Monorail Ride that showed us some things we didn't even notice on the map and basically made up our minds on where we should head onto next.

We were planning to go on the River Raft ride but decided against it as we didn't want to be wet when we went for lunch or when we got into Snow Town, which was right infront of us. So we were off to play in the cold, something I sure was looking forward to after I've been in the heat for almost 4 hours. When we got in, we were given boots and a jacket to keep warm but it wasn't anough for Amy and she had to take my hoodie as well. I was waiting for my perspiration to ice up ut that didn't happen although there were a few beads on my forehead.

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Our little holiday nearly ended there when we tried to take a photo infront of Mr. Snowman. I lost my footing and just fell right down on my butt. Even with all that cushion it still hurt! I broke my spectacle frame and that's the reason why my hair was a mess in the photo. After smiling widely for the pic, I basically couldn't walk right and it was great that I had to climb a lot of stairs to get up to other rides and sorts.

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Evidence Of The Fall

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Taking Extra Precaution

When we got out and I felt good enough to continue (and not cry?), it was almost time for lunch and so we did a bit of souvenir shopping. During lunch we ended up meeting the rest of the group, which wasn't something we were looking forward to. From the start of this trip, there was this man in our group that we both didn't like. He was part of a group that was from goodness knows where in the world, and I think one of them was farting. From the start he was so bloody annoying and rude, and also a bit of a loud-mouthed show-off. The only thing throughout the whole trip that spoiled our day was seeing that bugger and I think he spoiled it for the lady that brought her son. She looked like she wanted to be left alone but that bugger would just keep bothering her, maybe hoping to hook up which is plain GROSS! Anyway, it was a good thing that we didn't have to go on every ride with them, Amy would have murdered him... I just know it! Good thing we didn't have to all sit at one particular table either.

After lunch it was agreed that we would be going for gentle... super gentle rides considering I couldn't even sit right. So we took a slow walk around the place while the rest went to watch some stunt show and we had the whole park to ourselves for taking pictures. Didn't bother climbing up and down in Fantasy World where there were dragons, a house made of candy, bushes trimmed to look like toy soldiers and extra-large fruits. There was a tiny little papaya tree next to the giant papaya, which was a little odd if you think about it. A few more steps and we finally got the the Train Ride that we wanted to take since we saw it passing at the 7 mini wonders.

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The 3 Wise Men?

Since it was almost time to get to our meeting point, we took our time looking through the souvenir shops we passed on our way in. Got a nice little photo-frame that would forever remind me of my fall, and it also started my hunt for a BLUE ELEPHANT plushie.

Once we were out of the park, I wanted to snack on a pack of popcorn. I then added a cup of buttered kernals and we decided that the really huge corn on sticks were something not to be missed. So the initial snack for me turned into a meal that was mainly, and plainly, CORN!

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Cotton Candy Not Included

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No Peace!

02 May 2006

This time I've paired up with Amy to enjoy a short little getaway in Bangkok which was planned to be full of tours and shopping. Getting the tours we wanted was a bit of a problem and up until we checked into our flight, we were still on the internet checking to confirm that we had something on the next day.

Then came the whole problem with the GE in which Amy thought that she had to vote and was trying her best (with the slow internet connection) to get info about her voting status and card. When it was flashing that our gate was closing, we had to leave the voting stuff to her sis and make our way to check in.

I guess we did have good timing as we got in just as they called our seat numbers to get our butts in and we just settled down in the plane to fill in our arrival cards.



When the plane taxied to the runway we got a glimpse of the budget terminal, as well as how most of the budget for that terminal went to lights. Even with it all blurred you can spot where it actually is in the pic.

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Soon after we took off, we got our yummy meals as we watched the onboard movies. I opted for the seafood meal while Amy, unsure of what she wanted, just went for the standard onboard Green Curry Chicken meal that had a really yummy-looking Tiramisu. I'm not sure where the pic of my uncovered seafood meal went but I'll just put up the salad I was given just so my sis can remember.



And A Really Sweet Fat Scallop It Was!


Since the flight was really short and I had a choice of watching a complete cartoon or half a movie, I chose Hoodwinked, which was quite funny with all it's unexpected discovery regarding Grandma! Just as the show ended, everything was shut off and we landed in Bangkok.


Being Cheesy In Bangkok's Airport

After getting our photo taken at immigration (yup...they make you smile into the camera at customs), getting our bags, changing money and booking a cab for the trip back to the airport, we were on our way to our hotel to dump our stuff before we headed out to the nearest night market in Patpong. Yes, first night out and we were at the area famous for it's, as the locals straightforwardly put them, Sex/Pussy shows. Well I don't have a video of one of them as both of us weren't in the mood for such entertainment but we started shopping for stuff already. The plan was actually to get out and find a 7-11 to get my much needed Diet Coke, Coke for Amy, and a whole stash of drinking water, but we were side-tracked. Once we were done, we got back to the hotel and enjoyed snacks we got in the streets before we were off to dreamland, thinking of the trip to Dream World tomorrow!